[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Sera is a genius
A: "omg taylor is such a whore that girl just got another abortion because of him"
B: "but i thought he was dating this other girl"
A: "yeah but he's fucking two more"
hurrrr lolol yes it's true i can't believe you tumbld this <3
tjztjztjz (10:25:44 PM): they attempt to be peaceful by their religion but really everyone is so sexually frustrated that they blow each other up: and 9/11 was about bacon.
A - Available: not interested.
B - Best Friend: thomas.
D - Dad’s Name: john.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To On Tumblr: nuclearox, kenni-the-elephant
F - Favorite Food: cheesecake
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: sour gummy worms
H - Hometown: rockford
I - Instrument: piccolo
J - Job: school
K - Kids: hate kids
L - Longest Car Ride: idk there was one to canada but i don’t remember how long it was
M - Milk Flavor: no milk
N - Number Of Siblings: one
O - One Wish: idk, i’m content.
P - Phobias: vomit
Q - Favorite Quote: “you can’t spell studying without dying”
R -Reason To Smile: dunno
S - Song You Last Heard: dunno
T - Time You Woke Up: oh my god like 7:30 what even
U - Unknown Fact About Me: i have control issues.
V - Vegetable: POTATOES
W - Worst Habits: i don’t bite my nails but i pick at the skin around them =/
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: just teeth, i think…
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: this
Z - Zodiac Sign: aries
(via theanti-void)
I USE SOME OF THOSE THO D: omg
omfg.. i love pringles.. fuck.
-takes off pampers-
aw, fuck i love air. oh well -stops breathing-
Lol they defs stab mice in the eye to test tampons
i don’t even care you guys the picture of the mouse omg
i am sobbing
A - Available: single o0o0o
B - Best Friend: cam&caitlin
D - Dad’s Name: kenneth ooooooo.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To On Tumblr: bawwwww i can’t just pick one hh
F - Favorite Food: OMG PIZZA OR MAC N CHEESE
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: bears ftw
H - Hometown: STALKERS
I - Instrument: flute/ukulele/triangle
J - Job: loln
K - Kids: I AM A CHILD
L - Longest Car Ride: idk like 8?
M - Milk Flavor: OMG ALL. except strawberry. that bitch was a MISTAKE.
N - Number Of Siblings: 1
O - One Wish: mindreading abilities o0o0o
P - Phobias: Vomiting + people + spiders and stuff which is exactly what george said
Q - Favorite Quote: too many to list so i’ll just say “i wouldn’t mind turning into a vermillion goldfish”
R -Reason To Smile: being alive
S - Song You Last Heard: shower- watercolor paintings
T - Time You Woke Up: 8:30
U - Unknown Fact About Me: i have no friends irl
V - Vegetable: POTATOES
W - Worst Habits: tumblr
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: chest because they wanted to see if i had a heart. just kidding they wanted to see if i had bronchitis
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: everything
Z - Zodiac Sign: leo
oh my god i’m emetophobic too
and i love potatoes
you’re cool.
mosquitos
they just show up and bite people and are annoying
the world does not need them
what purpose do they serve
what would happen if the world had no mosquitos
people would save money on fucking insect repellent in the summer
that’s what would happen
ok.
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. ‘K, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!
(via yummeh)
xD
